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God vs. Satan

Posted on April 1, 2010 - Filed Under Humor

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Morning…

Posted on September 10, 2009 - Filed Under Humor

Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.” Monty Python and the Holy Grail release The Fourth Angel divx Cashback [...]

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Church Etiquette

Posted on September 5, 2009 - Filed Under Humor

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.” Enjoy the Sabbath everyone! The Aviator trailer Joe’s Apartment ipod Christmas Town hd The Water Horse: Legend of the [...]

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Words Not Yet In The Dictionary

Posted on August 11, 2009 - Filed Under Humor

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Strangest Spam Yet

Posted on June 3, 2009 - Filed Under Humor

This was titled “Funeral Home Services.” Good Afternoon, I have a number of potential customers looking for funeral services in your area. I thought you would make a good fit. Please give me a call at your earliest convenience. Jer Marquis I would make a good fit for their funeral services? I’m feeling a little [...]

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Blog Fodder: It’s Everywhere

Posted on January 27, 2009 - Filed Under Humor

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Thomas Aquinas Would be Proud

Posted on January 22, 2009 - Filed Under Humor

Dave Kellett, the ever entertaining creator of the comic strip Sheldon, has boiled down all of the theological debates through the ages about God’s existence to less than 75 words. Brilliant! Click to embiggin. The Marconi Bros. dvdrip One Tough Bastard movie Antichrist Cocoon: The Return dvd Designing Woman full movie download Ballast dvd The [...]

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Colmes Leaves Hannity & Colmes

Posted on November 26, 2008 - Filed Under Humor

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Rules for Buying Gifts for Men

Posted on November 11, 2008 - Filed Under Humor

These are some helping hints for those who have a man in your life and you don’t know what to buy him. Rule 1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one [...]

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Alaskan Clydesdale

Posted on November 7, 2008 - Filed Under Humor

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