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Posted on October 11, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
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Posted on October 8, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
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How Big is $700 Billion?
Posted on October 7, 2008 - Filed Under Humor
- If Sarah Palin bought 700 billion Popsicles and divided them equally among her kids, they would still have the weirdest names in Alaska.
- If you had rented Bonfire Of The Vanities from Blockbuster on March 18, 1991 for 700 billion days, you still wouldn’t have finished watching it. Because it’s crap.
- If you were the last car in a line of 700 billion identical Porsche Boxsters, and a guy came in behind you in a Plymouth Neon, he would still pull out to pass.
- If you put all your spare pennies in a coffee mug on your bedroom dresser every day, and never spent them, and never gave them to charity, or to your kids, and never accidentally lost a bunch of them when the cat jumped on your dresser and dumped them, it wouldn’t take long before you started wondering what the hell you’re going to do with all those pennies.
- If you were waiting in line to renew your license at the DMV and you took a ticket from the machine that said ‘Take A Ticket And Wait Until Your Number Is Called’, and the number on your ticket was 700,000,000,000, the number on the ‘Now Being Served’ sign would say 700,000,000,018.
- If you paid your cell phone service provider $700 billion in advance to take advantage of their Prepaid Weekends offer for the rest of your life, you would immediately get a weekend job in a hospital where you can’t use a cell phone.
- If you went into Sleep Country and asked if you could stack 700 billion Sealy mattresses on top of each other to see if their advertising claims were true, you would discover that you had a ceiling problem after about 11 mattresses.
- If Kirstie Alley eats one more cookie, she will weigh 700 billion pounds.
- If you owned a dog that liked to roll in dead fish carcasses whenever it went to the beach, there would be 700 billion dead fish on the beach the next time you went there.
- If some financial wizard did a lot of math and figured that the taxpayers would have to pay a bunch of slick weasels 700 billion dollars to solve a problem they created, it wouldn’t take the taxpayers long to figure out how much it would cost to buy enough burlap sacks and rocks to take care of all the slick weasels they could round up.
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Posted on October 4, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
Pistol Whipped download “Did you folks watch the debate last night? I thought Miss Alaska did very well.” – David Letterman, CBS “Late Show.”
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Posted on October 1, 2008 - Filed Under Humor
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Posted on September 29, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
If you get an e-mail with ‘Nude Photos of Sarah Palin’ in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.
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The Muppets Weigh In
Posted on September 29, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
The venerable Statler and Waldorf weigh in on the presidential and vice presidential debates.
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Landslide Victory for Obama
Posted on September 28, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
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Mr. Zogby has great “street cred” in this presidential poll thing since he predicted John Kerry would win the 2004 election over George W. Bush.
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Football Quote of the Day
Posted on September 28, 2008 - Filed Under sports
In the closing seconds of the 2nd quarter of the Minnesota Vikings – Tennessee Titans game Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell missed a 48 yard field goal attempt. (dag nabit)
Fox Sports’ Chris Meyers uttered this classic quote, “The Vikings came away with nothing and they’ll have to like it.”
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Posted on September 28, 2008 - Filed Under Politics
Ladies and Gentlemen the Republican nominee for Vice President.
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